cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Customer: Hm, we'd kind of like to be able to look at this. Implementor, could you maybe find a way to answer this incredibly vague request?
Implementor: Hey, Sabine, the customer wants...something. Can you help?
Me: Give me a minute...Here, this seems to be what they want.
Implementor: Holy crap, you rock! I didn't expect this until Friday! Thank you!!!
Customer: GAWRAWRWAW!@#%!$#!@#$ THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WANTED!!! YOU ALL SUCK FUZZY DONKEY BALLS1!!11!ONE!
Me to Implementor: W.T.F?!
Implementor to customer: We're terribly sorry, we suck, you're the gods we should be worshipping, etc. Um, could you maybe, possibly be a teeeensy bit more specific with your request so we don't have to bother you with this again? Please?
Customer: *melodramatic sigh* I GUESS. GAWD, this is SUCH a PAIN...
Me to Implementor: No shit.
Customer: Here's a small detail. Figure it out.
Implementor, Me: *headdesk*
Implementor: Well, Sabine, what do you know?
Me: I am a tech goddess, of course. I have miraculously pulled some data from the system (not my ass, I swear). Here, go be a hero to the Customer.
Implementor to customer: Our resident tech goddess rocks. Here, be happy.
Customer: Life is sunshine and kittens and bunnies ejaculating rainbows! You people at the Evil Empire are wonderful and we love you!!!!!
Implementor, Me: *headdesk*