cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Okay, universe. This is just too much. It's not fair to give me tummy troubles, menstrual cramps, *and* a splitting headache, all on a morning when it's snowing, so my commute takes longer and my first call of the day is with people I detest.

Should have just stayed in bed. I would have missed out on morning Ox snuggles and book reading, but I also would have missed out on this "fun".